No need to be humble — you’ve earned it. The Toot Your Own Horn Mini Kit is the hilariously perfect way to celebrate your wins, big or small, with a fully functional gold miniature horn that fits right in the palm of your hand.

Squeeze the soft rubber bulb to trigger one of three electronic toot sequences, and flip through the included 32-page mini book on the surprisingly rich history of the phrase — and its counterparts in other languages. It’s absurd, it’s delightful, and it’s exactly what someone deserves after a big promotion, a personal best, or just surviving another Monday.

• 3.5″ gold-colored electro-plated miniature horn
• 3 electronic toot sequences activated by squeezable rubber bulb
• Includes 32-page mini book on the history of the phrase
• Part of the RP Minis series (Tiny Violin, Sad Trombone, Desktop Drum Kit)

A guaranteed crowd-pleaser — perfect white elephant gift, stocking stuffer, or desk trophy for the achiever in your life.