For the one who addresses her Christmas cards in October and has opinions about the family gathering. This set of five pens captures everything we love, loathe and laugh about between Thanksgiving and New Year's.

Each pen carries a phrase that makes the season feel exactly right:

• What wine pairs best with family gatherings?
• It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas
• Gonna lay under the tree to remind everyone that I am a *gift*
• All I want for Christmas is a silent night
• Deck the halls your own damn self

They arrive on a bold, festive illustrated card, so they are gift-ready straight off the shelf.

Details

• Set of 5 novelty pens
• Packaged on an illustrated holiday gift card

The gifting angle

The Secret Santa problem-solver, the white elephant wildcard, the stocking stuffer that gets read aloud. Pair it with a holiday notepad for a gift that is equal parts useful and cheeky.